Giving up the Bottle October 5, 2012johndburns I’ve given up the bottle. Never again will I take a swig of cool refreshing liquid from the neck of my flask and [...]
Death by Armchair October 1, 2012johndburns “Those things,” said my mate Dave, pointing at a rather nice armchair covered in a blue flowery material, “kill people.” I’ve always been [...]
Hill Walking – Why bother August 21, 2012johndburns I made it on to the first summit of the ridge just south of Cluanie Inn and looked along the range of hills [...]
Me and Mr Jones August 17, 2012johndburns There is grass in my baked beans – I must be camping. It doesn’t matter how carefully you cook things when you are [...]
Napalm, the gardener’s friend. July 22, 2012johndburns I’m going to be brave and step into the unknown. I’m about to attempt the impossible. I don’t know if it can be [...]
My mind wanders July 20, 2012johndburns My universe turned white. There were no other colours visible. If I looked up I saw snow falling if I looked down I [...]
Become one with the rain July 13, 2012johndburns I have decided to become one with the rain. No one told us here in the UK summer had been cancelled; they just [...]
Gravity will get you in the end July 10, 2012johndburns “It’s not too far down, I think I can jump it,” announced John, he’s on all fours peering over the edge of a [...]
The trouble with trousers July 6, 2012johndburns The atmosphere at the shop counter is becoming noticeably tense. I’ve been here too long, I can tell. “That’s £1.50,” the shop [...]
Out of my window July 5, 2012johndburns Strange how you take things for granted and familiar things gets ignored, like the view from my window. I overlook the river [...]