I’m so excited – I’ve been benighted! January 17, 2013johndburns It finally happened, after over thirty years on the hills, an enforced bivi! I think I’m pushing back the frontiers of incompetence now. [...]
Mountaineering a unique link to our primeval past? December 25, 2012johndburns Last weekend I was alone in the Scottish mountains. At one point I was high on a narrow ridge of windblown snow with [...]
Treasure in the Hills December 3, 2012johndburns Every now and again life just goes pear shaped. It happens on a fairly regular basis for me and I’ve no reason to [...]
Mountains in the Mind October 28, 2012johndburns I’ve been looking at a lot of geo-porn recently. In moments of weakness I’ve been fantasising about what it would be like to [...]
Walk Like a Ninja October 10, 2012johndburns I have a theory. It may be a bit crackpot but at the end of this little blog I’m sure you’ll agree that [...]
Death by Armchair October 1, 2012johndburns “Those things,” said my mate Dave, pointing at a rather nice armchair covered in a blue flowery material, “kill people.” I’ve always been [...]
Me and Mr Jones August 17, 2012johndburns There is grass in my baked beans – I must be camping. It doesn’t matter how carefully you cook things when you are [...]
Mind your tongue August 8, 2012johndburns The huge ginger monster glowered at me from behind the bar of the Clachaig Inn and said it again, “We’ve poison bridies.” I [...]
Killer on the rope July 30, 2012johndburns “Have you got me?” I called down to John and was assured all was well. I let go of the top of [...]